I'm only here because I found some Twilight lulz that I absolutely must share.

The Daily What ran a post today about Twilight being required reading for a college course. Which, in my opinion, is brilliant. I saw the syllabus, and the class is covering both Dracula and Twilight in the same unit. Comparing the first vampires to the most recent? Awesome! I love me a good compare/contrast opportunity, and the ability to analyze the book from a literary standpoint to see just how bad it is on every level is something I wish I could participate in. Alas!

But what really got me laughing my ass off was this exchange in the comments, which I will reproduce here just in case someone decides to delete something. Also, so I can pick it apart and lol.

( DELUSIONS. )

I just went through and made a pretty substantial friends-cut. If I've removed you, please do me a favor and remove me too? I have a weird OCD with lists, and having people on there that I'm not actually friends with really bothers me. LoL.

So, please remove me as well, unless for some reason you really really want to stay. I removed people that I really don't talk with anymore or never felt all that close to in the first place.

In a few days I'll probably go through and ban_set the people that haven't removed me. That'll be fun. I get a sick thrill from ban_setting people. XD

Hay guys I've got an industrial now! :)

I totally had a post to make but my school network is being a fucktard and won't let me sign on. DX

I went on a wallpaper-making spree last night. The pictures were just too beautiful! I couldn't stop! XD

All are in 1280x800 resolution because there's not enough love for us widescreen folks. ^^

( To the shinies! )

Okay, since my f-list page has failed me by being boring, and I am completely averse to doing anything that even remotely resembles work, I'm going to do another CD review, even though only one person read the Vidoll one. Oh, well. :D I'm bored.

First of all, let's talk about the album cover.



I love the fact that they are so ashamed of THE OUTFITS OF FAIL that they aren't showing their faces. They were probably taking the picture in full-size, but they all looked so ridiculously miserable that the photographer was like, "Yeah... let's.... well, let's just crop it... that... that should work." And then they ended up with no faces. It's better this way, guys. Then I won't get distracted by your pretty faces and I can completely let loose and hate your outfits without having to look you in the eye.

( DA REVIEW )